OMG! Redeemer's University is becoming something else

This is what a Redeemer's University student sent for publication, thought you might be interested:

It was reported that a student of Redeemer's University fell of the first floor of their hostel in school. The boy who's a student of History and International Relations and is currently in 200Level fell not while playing, but while trying to give his roommate on the other side the key to the room. According to sources and witnesses, it was said that has he bent over the railing to throw the key to his roommate, the railing immediately went off from the wall and the student not knowing what's was happening recovered when he had touched the ground.He was then rushed to the immediate point of authority where the ambulance was to be called; the potters' lodge. The porter on duty who is popularly called Potter Israel said and I quote: "why should have thrown his key from that spot. Is that the only spot where there is a railing? Why did you not throw your key from another spot." On getting to the clinic after being picked by the ambulance, the nurse on duty then first said; "am sorry we can't run a test or scan for him because his nor a girl." Then I wondered if it was a girl, would they have ran a pregnancy test or scan on her first?Just at the nick of time, the school's Student Affairs Officer by the name Ademola Ipenko walled in and said his sorry he can't stay because the mechanic is working on his car.I then asked myself, is this a school or if it is, what sort of school is this? Because I was shocked when I hear all of these. I could not keep it to myself and then I decided to share it and hear what people have to say.